Deerington IC Contact

[maidforcombat]

You have reached the contact mail box for Penny Polendina! Please leave me a voice recording and I will respond as quickly as I can!

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Text UN: CrescentRose Misfire

[clickclickbloom]

#ITSABUTT
#ITSABUTT
#ITSABUTT
#CUTIEPATOOIE

[maidforcombat]

You have a curious collection of photos on your phone, Ruby.
I am curious what you had to do to capture this scene.

[clickclickbloom]

Pretty sure I have the best collection of butts in all of Remnant and Deerington.
It's all about about how spreading out the feed to split the chickens up. Then when you've got a smaller group you start to lure them in with a trail.
Yang taught me how to do it.

[maidforcombat]

I was not aware that collecting butts was a hobby.
I believe the general once told someone to kiss their butt goodbye.
Perhaps he was going steal their butts and add them to his own collection?

Text: UN - Foudre (Misfire)

[trancheuse]

Do you have any idea how much this sucks?
I am going to fry you, you ugly, poofy haired moron!

[Penny totally didn't deserve to deal with Larxene while she was still suffering a death flu. Nobody did.]

[maidforcombat]

[Oh. It's that woman from before, who said she was bad company.]

Um.
I apologize if I have done something to upset you.

[trancheuse]

Ugh, am I typing this in wrong?
That wasn't supposed to go to you.
Blah. Who the heck was this again?
You're not blondie.

[maidforcombat]

It's Penny
We spoke briefly before you
Before you died

Text UN: Crescent Rose

[clickclickbloom]

Hey Penny.
Are you busy right now, I have some bad news.
It might be better to tell you in person.

[maidforcombat]

I am never too busy for my best friend!
But bad news?
I will be at your home shortly, please standby.

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[clickclickbloom]

I know. You're the best like that Penny.
Unfortunately. I'm sure there's worse news then this but we'll have to adjust either way.
I'll see you soon then.

[Ruby knows Penny isn't joking when she says she'll be there shortly. She might as well just go and open the door and be ready for her.]

Text, UN: Hino (misfire)

[incandescentfaith]

You really can't eat nothing but chili-dogs.
That's totally unhealthy.

[maidforcombat]

I wholeheartedly agree.
I had tried to warn Ruby of something similar recently, but she refused my advice.
The resulting stomach aches were not surprising.

[incandescentfaith]

Oh you know Ruby?
I didn't know that.

She totally seems like the type, though and that's not an example you should follow.

[maidforcombat]

We are from the same world, and she is my best friend!
But I will assure you that I will not follow her example in that regard. There is no benefit for me to eat such a large amount of food, even if it would not effect me the way it would an organic human.
Human digestion is fascinating.

Text: UN - Foudre

[trancheuse]

Ok, so are you back yet?
Cause I kind of really wanna talk.
I've, uh, got everything back.
And my head's not splitting now, so if you're back, I'd like to chat.
Yep. Chat.
If you're not back yet, just reply whenever you like.
Not like we don't have time, right?

[Doo dee doo. Nope, not awkward.]

un:guardian

[maidforcombat]

[Penny's response is nearly automatic, the indicator for her typing appearing before Larxene can send her final message.]

Yes, hello Larxene.
I woke up yesterday afternoon.
Sorry for not telling you sooner, I have also had a lot of things on my mind since returning to this world.

[Mostly how she feels like she's betrayed everyone she cares about in one way or another. Also the fact that her eyes keep lighting up and things around her are freezing. Oops.]

I can meet you somewhere if you like?
It does not take me long to fly anywhere in the city, so just name the place.

[trancheuse]

It's fine. I'm not upset about that.

[Ok, she might have been annoyed that day, but it gave her an excuse to try and get help with her confusion.]

Oh right, you have those rocket boots you wear don't you?
Handy. Sure, we can meet somewhere.
Do you prefer private or public?
And, for reference, are we still cool?

[maidforcombat]

We are definitely cool.
I would even say we are cool to the point of freezing.
I will assure you that my disappearance was not because of you. I feel so bad about inadvertently cancelling our movie night.
But it makes me very happy that you have been checking up on me.

Somewhere private would be best.

Audio - UN: Foudre

[trancheuse]

Haha, oh man. Penny. [She laughed.]

God, you defended me. That's sweet. But I totally fried that girl in the old days. I'm trying, promise. But some folks around here remember the things I used to do, haha.

[maidforcombat]

We cannot help what has happened in the past, but it never hurts to ask for forgiveness even if we never get it.

[She swipes over to the drawing pad and scribbles out a couple of green hearts. One of her books told her that sending little signs of affection can make your significant other feel better.]

I am always going to defend you, because you are very important to me. I would love nothing more than for the rest of the world to see you as I do.

[trancheuse]

[She laughed and rested her head against the wall, sighing a little.]

Penny, nobody's ever going to see me the way you do. But hey, I've got Mami and Jessie talking to me. Let's call that a victory. Don't worry too much about Chloe. Haha, I'm not going to win them all.

but... that was sweet. [She ran a finger over one of the little hearts and sighed again.] You really are way too good for me, you know that?

[maidforcombat]

You have been here for me in my greatest moments of weakness in this town, it is only fair that I return the favor in any way I can.

Audio - UN: Foudre

[trancheuse]

Ok, Penny. Two things when you get home for dinner tonight. Actually three things.... make that four. yeah, four.

One. Please try to kill the smiling sunflowers with your ginsu blades and laser eyes because they're freaking me out. If that doesn't work, don't worry, just make an attempt. I keep thinking they'll attack me in my sleep.

Two. Don't mind the last couple days' messages. I had kiiiiind of a bad reaction to finding out about another version of someone from my world being super famous.

Three. We don't need to worry about my control anymore. I finally got that licked.

Four! Uh... we have a guest and it's cooking the roast right now, and I'm trying to keep it from burning the house down.

Yep, I think that covers it!

Action; no reply; December 24th

[borntolove]

[Left outside the house is a dark blue basket. Inside is an associate of tea, chocolates, a box of lemon drops, a bottle of wine and a copy of Charles Dickens, Christmas Carol. A blue Tardis-shaped card attached to the basket says, 'Santa' in silver marker.]