Deerington IC Contact

[maidforcombat]

You have reached the contact mail box for Penny Polendina! Please leave me a voice recording and I will respond as quickly as I can!

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Text UN: CrescentRose Misfire

[clickclickbloom]

#ITSABUTT
#ITSABUTT
#ITSABUTT
#CUTIEPATOOIE

Text: UN - Foudre (Misfire)

[trancheuse]

Do you have any idea how much this sucks?
I am going to fry you, you ugly, poofy haired moron!

[Penny totally didn't deserve to deal with Larxene while she was still suffering a death flu. Nobody did.]

[maidforcombat]

[Oh. It's that woman from before, who said she was bad company.]

Um.
I apologize if I have done something to upset you.

[maidforcombat]

You have a curious collection of photos on your phone, Ruby.
I am curious what you had to do to capture this scene.

[clickclickbloom]

Pretty sure I have the best collection of butts in all of Remnant and Deerington.
It's all about about how spreading out the feed to split the chickens up. Then when you've got a smaller group you start to lure them in with a trail.
Yang taught me how to do it.

[maidforcombat]

I was not aware that collecting butts was a hobby.
I believe the general once told someone to kiss their butt goodbye.
Perhaps he was going steal their butts and add them to his own collection?

[clickclickbloom]

Only cute ones. Any other butts aren't allowed.

[Oh no, Penny. That's cute.]

Ironwood probably collects bad butts and puts them in bad butt jail because they weren't cute butts.

[How many times can Ruby say butts?]

[trancheuse]

Ugh, am I typing this in wrong?
That wasn't supposed to go to you.
Blah. Who the heck was this again?
You're not blondie.

[maidforcombat]

It's Penny
We spoke briefly before you
Before you died

[trancheuse]

Oh wait, that's right. You!
Ugh, I was trying to hassle the girl who put me out of my misery.
Girl needs a little teasing.

Obviously, not dead anymore. Feel like shit, though.

[maidforcombat]

Welcome back
Is that an appropriate thing to say?

Are you feeling alright?
Is it a sick feeling or are you in pain?

[trancheuse]

Fine enough
You're one of maybe two pleased to see me back.
Maybe three.

Don't die, kid.
You're going to feel like absolute crap for a week.
Like worse than any flu.

[maidforcombat]

Because you're bad company, right?

[She continues to insist she's a bad person, but she hasn't been mean at all so far...]

I appreciate the advice.
I can assure you I have no intention of dying any time soon.

Is there anything I can do to help ease the pain?

[trancheuse]

I don't know? I'm not sure why I said that.
Heh, but I guess my sense of humor rubs folks the wrong way.

[She may or may not have had pretty fuzzy memories of her past, which sort of left her a bit out of the loop on some of the worst of it.]

No. I remember the last time.
Takes a week, then achy for the rest of the month. Doesn't go away till then.

[maidforcombat]

I am not sure why you would say it either.
You have been very nice to me, at least.

But it is good to see your memory is still working well.
If you require any assistance, please feel free to ask.
I would be more than happy to run for supplies while you are unwell.

Text UN: Crescent Rose

[clickclickbloom]

Hey Penny.
Are you busy right now, I have some bad news.
It might be better to tell you in person.

[trancheuse]

Man, kid, you have a very generous definition of being very nice to someone. Pretty sure I wouldn't say that, even if I wouldn't say I was mean.

It's not exactly intact. But it's intact enough. I'm having trouble remembering anything from a few months back.

Text, UN: Hino (misfire)

[incandescentfaith]

You really can't eat nothing but chili-dogs.
That's totally unhealthy.

[maidforcombat]

I wholeheartedly agree.
I had tried to warn Ruby of something similar recently, but she refused my advice.
The resulting stomach aches were not surprising.

[maidforcombat]

I am never too busy for my best friend!
But bad news?
I will be at your home shortly, please standby.

[maidforcombat]

You have humored all of my questions with little more than mild sass.
Despite your claims, I have little reason at this time to believe you are a bad person.

Do you remember Roxas?
He was the one person you said you did not want to forget.

[maidforcombat]

Does that mean a cute butt is incapable of being bad?
I was unaware that a level of attractiveness precluded one to villainy.
Or is there a special jail for the cute bad butts?

[What is this conversation]

[incandescentfaith]

Oh you know Ruby?
I didn't know that.

She totally seems like the type, though and that's not an example you should follow.

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[clickclickbloom]

I know. You're the best like that Penny.
Unfortunately. I'm sure there's worse news then this but we'll have to adjust either way.
I'll see you soon then.

[Ruby knows Penny isn't joking when she says she'll be there shortly. She might as well just go and open the door and be ready for her.]

[clickclickbloom]

A cute butt itself is incapable of being bad. It's just not possible.
But that doesn't mean it can't be attached to a bad person.
So bad people with cute butts just go to regular jail.
The butt unfortunately has to suffer through the conviction as well.

[Ruby doesn't really think when she starts talking. She just lets her words flow and hopes a point will be made somewhere along the line.]