Deerington IC Contact

[maidforcombat]

You have reached the contact mail box for Penny Polendina! Please leave me a voice recording and I will respond as quickly as I can!

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[maidforcombat]

You have a curious collection of photos on your phone, Ruby.
I am curious what you had to do to capture this scene.

[clickclickbloom]

Pretty sure I have the best collection of butts in all of Remnant and Deerington.
It's all about about how spreading out the feed to split the chickens up. Then when you've got a smaller group you start to lure them in with a trail.
Yang taught me how to do it.

[maidforcombat]

I was not aware that collecting butts was a hobby.
I believe the general once told someone to kiss their butt goodbye.
Perhaps he was going steal their butts and add them to his own collection?

[clickclickbloom]

Only cute ones. Any other butts aren't allowed.

[Oh no, Penny. That's cute.]

Ironwood probably collects bad butts and puts them in bad butt jail because they weren't cute butts.

[How many times can Ruby say butts?]

[maidforcombat]

Does that mean a cute butt is incapable of being bad?
I was unaware that a level of attractiveness precluded one to villainy.
Or is there a special jail for the cute bad butts?

[What is this conversation]

[clickclickbloom]

A cute butt itself is incapable of being bad. It's just not possible.
But that doesn't mean it can't be attached to a bad person.
So bad people with cute butts just go to regular jail.
The butt unfortunately has to suffer through the conviction as well.

[Ruby doesn't really think when she starts talking. She just lets her words flow and hopes a point will be made somewhere along the line.]